Excuses index: How to bail on work to watch the race
RELATED: Read more Inside Groove Today's race at Bristol (1 p.m. ET, FOX, PRN, SiriusXM NASCAR Radio) happens to fall during a workday. No worries. We've got you covered with a full index of ways to get out of your shift today, courtesy of @nascarcasm and Steve Luvender. Here's how @nascarcasm suggests getting out of work: 1. Tell your supervisor you'll be taking all five of your lunch breaks for the week back-to-back at 1 p.m. ET. 2. Ask Landon Cassill how many retweets it will take for Landon to personally call your boss and inform him or her that you'll be leaving around noon. 3. Claim you have jury duty. If your boss asks "What case?" do not yell "Ol' Junebug vs. the World's Fastest Half Mile! Wooooo!" While tempting, that's a dead giveaway. 4. Just find an empty bathroom stall and hang out in there and follow the race on social media. This common practice is known as "shwittering." 5. Tell your boss you have someone who will fill in for you while you're watching the race. When your replacement shows up, explain to your boss that Alex Bowman is very skilled at Microsoft Excel. 6. Use the Jeff Gordon method. Say you've decided it's time to retire, then just show up back to work the next day like it never happened. And if you're looking for excuses that technically aren't untrue, Steve Luvender has your back. • "I'm sick." Sick of not being able to watch the race while I'm working, that is. • "There's been a family hardship." Your family had to deal with you instead of watching the race yesterday afternoon. That might have been hard for them if they're used to a few hours of peace and quiet. • "I have an appointment." An appointment with the TV at approximately 1 p.m. ET, that is. (But don't tell your boss that part.) • "I'm having car problems." The problem is that you couldn't watch race cars zoom around Bristol's high banks. • "I'm expecting a delivery to my house." While your boss might expect a major appliance being delivered to your house within a five-hour window, maybe you're actually having a pizza or two delivered to your house around the end of Stage 1 or so. Technically not lying. • "I've been arrested." Sometimes you have to get really creative. It's not a good idea to pull out the "I've been arrested" card frequently, lest you arouse suspicion of your co-workers, but it's not lying if you've been arrested by the allure of NASCAR.
Ray Black Jr. spins, collected by David Starr
Ray Black Jr. loses control of his No. 07 and then receives heavy damage following contact with David Starr's No. 99.
Dale Jr. smacks the wall at Bristol
While running 20th, Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s No. 88 Chevrolet hits the wall during the restart at Bristol Motor Speedway.
Larson: 'I knew I gave the race away there'
Sixth-place finisher Kyle Larson reflects on his strong run at Bristol -- and the moment he knew he had lost his chance at victory
Rookie Erik Jones into the wall at Bristol
Erik Jones goes into the wall in Turn 3 at Bristol Motor Speedway.
Preview the new NASCAR Heat Mobile game
704Games has announced the worldwide release of NASCAR Heat Mobile, the first authentic NASCAR racing game on mobile to feature 40 stock cars racing simultaneously.
The air up there: Record motorcycle jump planned for 'Dega
BUY TICKETS: See this event, races at Talladega Alex Harvill is used to making the most of wide expanses. His pastime of jumping motorcycles great distances requires it, and the two leaps he's made that stand as current world records have both taken place in the sweeping sand dunes of his home state of Washington. But when Harvill wanted to bring his high-flying show to NASCAR, making the most of his Monster Energy backing and the energy drink maker's sponsorship deal of stock-car racing's top series, Talladega Superspeedway seemed likely to be a natural fit. Combine the 2.66-mile facility's wide stretches of asphalt, its tendency for wild on-track action and its rabid fan base even more so make it an obvious choice. Harvill will attempt to set a world record for the longest ramp-to-ramp motorcycle jump on May 7 before the start of the GEICO 500 (2 p.m. ET, FOX, MRN, SiriusXM NASCAR Radio), aiming to go 400 feet or farther. The jump will take place in the fan-frenzied zone called Talladega Boulevard, and the timing is even more audacious -- the 24-year-old rider is scheduled to make his leap in the five-minute window between the national anthem and the command to start engines. "I want to be under the most eyes as possible," Harvill told NASCAR.com, "make it on TV and kick off the NASCAR race with the biggest jump ever." Until this week, Harvill had never been to Talladega, "but I have on NASCAR video games, so it's like I've been here before because I've raced it many times. But this is my first time here, and it's very impressive with how big it is." Harvill currently holds two world records for motorcycle distance jumping -- a 425-foot leap to set the bar for ramp-to-dirt jumps in 2012 and a 297.5-foot distance to establish the dirt-to-dirt benchmark a year later. The current ramp-to-ramp record is 351 feet, set in 2008 by Australian rider Robbie Maddison, but Harvill has designs on more than the target distance of 400 feet. "I want to go for the furthest jump and then to keep going," says Harvill, who projects a target speed of 106 mph to achieve his Talladega goal. "My goal is to go 500 (feet), and I'm hoping Monster and NASCAR provide me platforms to keep going further and further."
Logano hits the wall in practice
Late in Friday's practice, Joey Logano hits the wall at Bristol Motor Speedway.
Stenhouse clips the wall Saturday at Bristol
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. brings out the caution during Saturday morning practice after making contact with the wall.
Reed clips the wall in Turn 1, loses a tire
The first caution comes out as Ryan Reed blows a tire at Bristol Motor Speedway and wheels his No. 16 to the garage.
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